Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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