ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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