Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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