Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
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