just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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