a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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