hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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