Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Randomize
