its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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