Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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