so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Randomize
