hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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