i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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