what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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