Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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