just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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