This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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