would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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