She is in my trunk
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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