i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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