ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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