She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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