You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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