He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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