with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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