Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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