And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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