So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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