why didn't you poke me back
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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