why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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