Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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