Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
So squirting runs in the family.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Randomize
