that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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