Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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