eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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