Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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