Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
This toilet bowl is my home.
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