I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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