There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
