I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
Randomize
