y did u give ur computer a hand job?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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