I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Randomize
