quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I feel like a drive thru vagina
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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