it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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