Already got asked if we're dating
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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