I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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