his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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