the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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