That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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