How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
He kissed a someone with a penis
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
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