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I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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